Well, now for a round up. The good news is that I am getting some hits for Siamese Cat Worship! That sad part is that the hits are coming from people asking “Why Do People Worship Cats?”
Allow me to respond: because cats are worth worshiping. We purr when you worship us. We flex our toes in a way that makes you go AWWW. We look at you with our large round eyes and while we are thinking, oh aren’t you easy to manipulate, you are thinking, AWWW. We give you something that is soft and cuddly if you just serve our every need. We allow you to pet us, which lowers your blood pressure. We purr for you, which is the same frequency with which bone heals. Need I go on?
I also appreciate the person who found me while looking for Siamese cat Goddess! I am the right paw of Bast, you know! There was another search for someone looking for the definition of visually addiction (I am. Let’s just leave it at that.).
I am sorry to say that I am unable to help the person looking for pumpkin butternut soup.