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cropchey.JPGI must apologize to my friends for not being friendly on Friday. My human is rushing off to work first thing and is saying she won’t be allowing me time to use the computer. I find that rude, don’t you?

This photo was taken with the old camera. She hasn’t quite decided on the new one and realized she has to pay her car insurance this month as well. So we will be waiting for at least a month for that camera (unless it’s wedding gift from the human male).

I can’t figure out what to get the human male for a wedding gift. He needs for nothing and the woman is no help. In fact SHE asked ME–else I wouldn’t worry about it. I’d give him something from the litter box! HA! Any thoughts?

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  3. I’m guessing you don’t like the human male much. Maybe you could give him a bottle of catnip bubble mix. Then he could blow the bubbles and you could play with them.

  4. That’s a lovely photo of you, Chey. 🙂 I hope your human gets a new camera as a wedding gift!

    As for the human male, does he have any hobbies? Could you get him something related to one of his hobbies? Maybe a magazine subscription? Does he like to read? Gift certificates for a bookstore are always good for people who like to read.

    My mom says your human should get some really, really nice, fancy, but classy lingerie for herself, and she should wear it on her wedding night as a gift to the human male. She could also get really nice pyjamas for both herself and the human male – silk or something very luxurious that feels good on the skin.

  7. Oh Chey! Look at how beautiful you are! I am finding it hard to think properly. Lets see….human males….they don’t make much sense do they? I know the Chip Man likes gadgets but Meowmy usually makes him something special. For their wedding she made him a scrap book with pictures and tid-bits from places they had been together and things they both enjoyed. There was even a page devoted to pets but I didn’t make it because this was before I came. He likes golf doesn’t he? Does he need anything like a new bag or a fancy putter or something?

  8. Stinky poops are always a good and appropriate gift. It’s the kind of gift that keeps on giving for at least 20 minutes – AND as a bonus, you get to laff and laff at the effects. – Miles

  10. Mine beans like tools fur their hobbies. Dad’s got a “leatherman” pocket tool. Mom likes the bionic wrench she gots frum Loggerhead Tools http://loggerheadtools.com/index.php. She added, that’s wRench, not wench! How about a new watch you can knock off his nightstand efurry nite? It’s a gift, AND a toy! Good luck, Chey!

  11. I think you should get one of those clay molds and make a cast of your paws, then frame it.
    Oh, and wrap it up with some of that attitude!
    Purrfect!

  13. Give the human male a the new camera for the wedding. hehe Or the attitude. Attitude is always good.
    Purrrrrrs,
    Sanjee

  15. We agree with the Meezers, stinky poop. First wrap the poop in a piece of tin foil, that way he can’t see what it is until it’s to late. Then wrap it in in a nice pretty box with a gigantic bow and then put you Mom’s name of the tag. He won’t know what hit him, until it’s way too late. Then you can laugh till it brings tears to your eyes!! Do cat’s have tear?

  16. I don’t know about gifts. Is the Human male into power tools? Otherwise, a gift from the litter box would work too.

  18. We agree wif Ceasar and Prinnie – sox! Humans love sox, especially newlyweds! Maybe you can gives them da book called “Joy of Sox!”

  19. I *love that picture of you, Chey!

    As for a gift, hmm … if you give him something from the litter box, I’d put your paw print on it to personalize it.