From the AP
Presidential Candidate, Cheysuli, hospitalized earlier this week due to stress is expected to make a full recovery. Â Cheysuli was assisted in her recovery by husband Latte Meezer.Â Kukka-Maria, the blogging super sexy feline star was on hand to hold Chey’s paw. It’s commonly known that Chey was admitted to the hospital for stress after learning that Kukka would no longer be blogging.
“Having Kukka as a close personal friend should help,” said hospital staff.Â “We expect to release her as early as tomorrow.”
<>This is good news for those who wait for Cheysuli in the debates. Â Constituents will no doubt be relieved.Â Â Hospital staff, however, continue to be concerned.
“Chey had only the mildest form of withdrawl and we are pleased that she is recovering so well. However, we are concerned that as the month ends and Kukka writes her last blog post that we will be overwhelmed with cats, humans and even chipmunks when she is no longer there to be read. Â What will people do for stress relief?Â How will they get their celebrity gossip?
“Chey was lucky that Kukka is a personal friend and can call her up when she needs a fix.Â This was wonderful of Kukka-Maria. However, what about all the ordinary cats and people?Â What are they to do?Â We wish we had had a bit more time to prepare more beds and have more research on hand as to how to handle this.”
“I realize I had a minor breakdown, however it’s still embarrassing,” said Chey.Â “I couldn’t believe how dependent I have become on reading about Kukka-Maria as I start my day.Â I lick my human’s chai and then read her blog and get to my work. Â It’s horrifying to think that I’ll have to change this routine.”