I am making a pledge. For every dollar of my campaign contributions, I will spend .25 cents of that on setting up programs around the country so that humans can learn to speak cat for free.
Are you tired of your human saying “What do you want?” when you are clearing stating your wants?
Are you tired of having your ears rubbed when you really want some ham?!
It’s time this stopped. I hear politicians trying to make English the “official” language of this country but I will not nap for that! I believe that cat is a viable language and all humans should learn. Once we have centers in your area, be sure to make sure you send your human to them! After all, they’re free!
Thank goodness for you my lovely sister-in-law! I am SO SO SO tired of saying what I want, repeating it pleasantly, and having someone meow back at me with insulting statements. I’m so sick of it. I fully support your plan!
Chey, we think this is a cat-tastic idea. We have that issue with our meowmize and the dadz. the two boyz when they are here just awww, your cute or somethng like that…..Sia
Sometimes Aloysius doesn’t want to communicate–like on Tuesdays, when he always takes the day off. But I know what he’s thinking: he believes he’s a mighty hunter. Of course, I’ve been catted since I was a baby, so I’m pretty well versed in cat. It’s true, though, that many humans could use some training in cat.
My Mommie doesn’t speak Cat very well at all! And Cat is such a vibrant language. Just look at how the Cat language is growing – just this week we have two new phrases: the MontyQ and the Full Monty!
That’s a great idea, Chey! My humans don’t speak Cat very well, either with an English or German accent – I’ve tried both.
This is a wonderful idea for younger cats whose humans haven’t a clue what they want. After almost 10 years, I have no problem communicating my needs and wants to my humans, but poor Misty is still learning.
George
oh Chey, that is a wonderful idea.
Excellent idea – I hate repeating myself over and over and over and over, well…you get the idea!
Chey as your running mate I fully concur on this, our humans must learn to communicate with us.
What a great idea, Chey! Our humans try but a little effort would go a long way towards even deeper cat/bean bonds. Great platform!
Purrs,
Mr. Chen & Ollie
“Lux?” “Lux? You okay? What do you want?”
Hmm, the rest of my comment was cut off! What does this mean? I said I thought your idea was excellent. Or something like that.
Bravo, Chey! Although I must say my humans are pretty good already at figuring out what I want, everyone has room to improve.
Chey this is the best idea yet! Now we won’t have to sink billions into the International Cat Translator!
That’s a great idea. I would sign up for the course.
I am 100% on your side. Our language is THE language and its time the stupid humans took note. I mean, how hard is it for them to understand ” I said MEDIUM – RARE not WELL BLOODY DONE”. Honestly!
Here!Here! I think that is an excellent idea. You know I’m having trouble with catspeak.