Okay, the most interesting comment from Friday (lots of interesting comments all week and thank heavens I had to just choose from the Friday commenters!) is from Parker.
Apparently Parker’s human thinks he walks like a hippo. Now, really folks. I get called a Pig all the time (yes Precious I do understand!), however a Hippo? Do you humans know how big hippos are? Really. Hippos are way bigger than cats. In fact, I bet hippos are bigger than 500 cats all trying to move together at one time. Parker is not that big.
I do have a fine strut though, Parker and I thank you for the compliment. Now give your human a glare and start teaching her about hippos. This is a great link where you can find information on the “river horse” (notice it’s horse NOT cat…) and lovely jewelry and kitchen items that look like hippos, just in case you’re a fan.
I will glare – and she will stare. We have these contests, I ALWAYS win ’cause I’m a fabulous feline, and perfect, and btw (whispers… I’m a girl!) It happens all the time tho! I am not gender-confused even if they gave me a gender-confusing name!
So, without any further hesitation, I am going to softly and and all dainty-like walk over to her and let her know “No more hippo comments!”
Maybe I’ll get a treat before she goes to her Fur Ball!
My friend Parker does *not walk like a hippo, and I don’t have plump white thighs like my mom once said! Where do people get these ideas, I wonder?
Hehe…thats not a nice thing to say about sweet Parker!
Some great comments. I’m mad at Mom for hafting to work on Friday and not getting around to all the blogs in time to leave a comment!
A hippo?! Parker does NOT walk like a hippo, I am sure of it. I am glad that you are sending useful information, some humans apparently need some educatin’.
Eric and Flynn says
Poor Parker, she’s nuffin like a hippo. Sumtimes when I try to clime trees,(I’m not as good at it as Flynn) mum sez I’m like a camel.