Training humans is actually very simple. The most important step is to remember to start first. This means you can’t show the human what you want first. You need to “attack” first. What I mean by this is you need to do that one thing that annoys your human more than anything before they have any inkling that you want something.
Then you must keep up that behavior until they are ready to scream. When they offer you what you want (such as food) then you calmly accept what they are offering as if you had no idea they would give in and do this.
Of course, one needs to not overdue the actions and antics. Humans are stupid but not that stupid. We can’t get too obvious about things.
Now, if your human asks, you didn’t hear this from me. Just in case my human knows yours, if you know what I mean…
Chey…you should teach this as a class for poose CEUs. I need to recertify my bratty poose license soon and could use a few more credits.
xoxoxo
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I guess I should at least wait a little while to try this as something tells me our humans might make the connection fairly quickly. I’ll have Kaze work on it for the time being.
excellent advice
Thanks for the training tip, Chey!
Thanks for the tip, Chey. 🙂 You clearly have human training down to a fine art!
Thank you for the PSA. Much needed information.
Hmm, maybe I’d best wait a while, too. But great advice!
Will need to study up on your method. see if it works on mum.