Okay, so you want that pizza but don’t know how to get some? You humans are really resistant to begging? They don’t believe in treats?! I’m sorry. There are ways to work around them.
The best way to steal food is from the source. This means getting on the counters and then moving over to the stove and taking the food right from there. Quiet is key. Remember pans can rattle so stay moving and stay quiet. In and out is important because if they hear pans they might come and investigate. If they eat within sight distance of the stove, then this becomes harder. Can you sneak behind other pans and cooking utensils?
Next best is from droppings on the floor. Arguably this is not stealing. After all if they drop it by your nose it must be for you. The other problem is that you can’t count on this.
Lastly, stealing from a plate. It helps if the human is far away, like on an unexpected phone call. However if they are engrossed in conversation and you have insinuated yourself near their food, sometimes you can make that quick grab and dash as you get that treat you so crave. Of course, you’ve got to run fast and hide before they come and take it away.
These tips should get you stealing like the pro that I am! Who’s ready for some turkey?!