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Thursday Thirteen #6

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Thirteen Things I do to annoy the Man
Many of you may know that the man and I have our differences. Here are 13 things that I do to bother him–as often as possible.
1. I rub my fur on the sheets on his side of the bed.
2. I roll on his clothing as soon as it’s out of the dryer.
3. I attack only his socks when they are waiting to be folded.
4. I meow at him for food and then refuse to eat it until he leaves.
5. I ignore him when he wants attention.
6. I knock stuff off his computer desk.
7. I run away when he goes to pet me.
8. I refuse to cuddle with him when the woman leaves.
9. I make sure he knows I see him and then walk away.
10. I run over to the woman as soon as he leaves her side so he knows I’m avoiding him.
11. I annoy Gemini so that she doesn’t sit next to him and get attention either.
12. When he practices putting, I lay between the putting cup and where he is standing and stretch.
13. I move the golf balls he putts so that they don’t go into the cup.
Links to other Thursday Thirteens! 1.Colleen 2. Janet 3. Diane 4.Silver 5. Candy Minx 6. Althea 7. Carmen 8. Jenny Ryan 9. Sadie 10. Darla 11. Merlin 12. Bev 13. Colleen Gleason 14. Sparky 15. Tina 16. Annie 17. Melissa. 18. Katkat 19. LOUP 20. tiggerprr 21. Kukka-Maria 22. Alyssa Goodnight 23. Dane Bramage 24.Renee 25. Brony 26 Amy 27. my 2 cents 28. Suki 29. Mommy Ba 30.  (leave your link in comments, I’ll add you here!)

Get the Thursday Thirteen code here!The purpose of the meme is to get to know everyone who participates a little bit better every Thursday. Visiting fellow Thirteeners is encouraged! If you participate, leave the link to your Thirteen in others comments. It’s easy, and fun! Be sure to update your Thirteen with links that are left for you, as well! I will link to everyone who participates and leaves a link to their 13 things. Trackbacks, pings, comment links accepted!

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  1. when I first saw the title to your 13, I laughed hysterically. I thought it it was 13 things a wife does to annoy her husband on purpose. But yours was just as funny! I think I might do that next week. 13 things that I do on purpose to annoy my husband. ha!

    Happy TT!

  4. Oh tricky stuff you wily cat!

    Hey, I am having an art gallery opening at my blog today. Come over to the party and visit if you get the chance and have a drink. I have 13 paintings on display.

    Cheers,
    Candy

  6. I thought like Colleen – but that’s what made the title clever. The list – a good one – reminds me of one of the short stories in Everything’s Eventual by Stephen King. See if you can find which one, and enjoy! Happy YY…

  7. I thought like Colleen – but that’s what made the title clever. The list – a good one – reminds me of one of the short stories in Everything’s Eventual by Stephen King. See if you can find which one, and enjoy! Happy TT… sometimes I can type…

  8. I think these are so terribly funny. My cat is the reason I’m still single – he doesn’t like any of the guys that come to visit me. 🙂

  10. Excellent list, Chey! I think Merlin has been taking lessons from you, he drives his Dad nutty with stuff like that!

    My TT is up, too!
    Sadie (Merlin’s Mom)

  18. Oh Chey! I laughed out loud at this one… you sound exactly like my little snuggle bug Tai!

    and P.S. We annoy the ones we love…

  20. I hope the man appreciates all the hard work you do around your house. Does he even realize the privelege you’re granting by letting him STAY in the house?

    BTW, you sound like you could be a relative of my Sierra. She works very hard each day to annoy my MIL.

  23. I thought the title was about THE MAN .. like big brother, uncle sam THE MAN … good list though.

    My dogs do the same kinds of things .. I think there is a pet newsletter with ideas and thoughts on how to make their humans suffer. = )

  25. You are truly diabolical, Chey! That is just ONE of the reasons I love you so.

    It takes an evil cat to know an evil cat. We are truly kindred spirits! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some begging for treats and then ignoring to do.

  29. All that and you rule 5 children with an iron paw too…I’m so impressed!
    Yeah, we had a great time despite all my ranting. I just thought of the TT idea when the kids cut in front of us and got approval from DH & DD. 😀

    Thanks for stopping by!