1. It could be bad publicity before my election.
2. It could harm the morale of young cats who might then think they have to look as good as I do. (It’s hard enough for them to have good self esteem seeing Kukka Maria!)
3. My body is a temple and it is made to be worshipped, but I want a say in who worships it and how.
4. Bill Clinton would want to “not have sex” with me.
5. Dubyah might even want to “not have sex” with me and the Republicans would never go for such a scandal (not that I would) and I’d end up in a hunting party with Dick Cheney.
6. Inferior Siamese kittens might think they recognized my teets and try and claim I was their mother.
7. How could I choose only 12 photos that would do justice to my beauty?
8. Jane Fonda is peeved with me over the yoga video and I’d hate to have Heidi Klum just as annoyed with me.
9. How would I keep up with all the fan mail?
10. I’d be expected to do an annual pin up calendar after this and where would I find the time?
11. The financial offer was less than my usual fee.
12. At the end of year, someone might THROW OUT a photo of me,and how would I cope?
13. The photo shoot could interfere with my nap time.
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