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Thursday Thirteen #5

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Thirteen Reasons to NOT DO A PINUP CALENDAR

1. It could be bad publicity before my election.
2. It could harm the morale of young cats who might then think they have to look as good as I do. (It’s hard enough for them to have good self esteem seeing Kukka Maria!)
3. My body is a temple and it is made to be worshipped, but I want a say in who worships it and how.
4. Bill Clinton would want to “not have sex” with me.

5. Dubyah might even want to “not have sex” with me and the Republicans would never go for such a scandal (not that I would) and I’d end up in a hunting party with Dick Cheney.

6. Inferior Siamese kittens might think they recognized my teets and try and claim I was their mother.

7. How could I choose only 12 photos that would do justice to my beauty?

8. Jane Fonda is peeved with me over the yoga video and I’d hate to have Heidi Klum just as annoyed with me.

9. How would I keep up with all the fan mail?

10. I’d be expected to do an annual pin up calendar after this and where would I find the time?

11. The financial offer was less than my usual fee.

12. At the end of year, someone might THROW OUT a photo of me,and how would I cope?

13. The photo shoot could interfere with my nap time.

Links to other Thursday Thirteens! 1. Candy Minx 2.Cindi 3. Carmen 4. Surrender Dorothy 5. Ali 6. Merlin 7.Sadie 8. PRACTiCAL CHiCk 9. tiggerprr 10. Dane Bramage 11. amy 12. Brony 13. Delightful Duchess 14. Zeus 15. Kristarella 16.Caylynn 17. Kukka-Maria 18. Celfy 19. Jenny Ryan (leave your link in comments, I’ll add you here!)

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  1. Great TT! And I wonder if perhaps it would be a good idea to make a TT of definitions for exactly what “s e x” is. I mean you know everyone’s opinion does seem to have a different definition.

    Cindi

  2. And you might end up in Star magazine like Tiger Wood’s wife. 🙂

    You’ve certainly got to maintain your image for the election. But then, this couldn’t make you look any worse than the other “beings” who are running.

    The next edition of the Carmakukka edition of the Amazing Race will be recapped on my blog on Monday. 🙂

  6. Cheysuli, you have a made a good decision. Don’t go down that road, you never know where it might lead.

    Thanks for visiting my TT!

  7. We would nefurr frow out any pikshur of you Chey, but our mommy might fink such a calendar is “too racy for young boys” and we would not be able to get it anyway. – Miles

  9. Miles, you’re a member of the Kukka’s Tom Cat Stable and your Mother thinks that a tastefully done pin up calendar of me would be too racey?!

  10. Sooooooo cute! And so true..but dang it..I have that Siamese cat song from Lady and the Tramp stuck in my head now. LOL Thanks for stopping by! 🙂

  15. I can definitely understand now why you won’t be doing a pin-up calendar. It’s clear the negatives outweigh the positives. I think you’re saving yourself a whole lot of heartache by not participating in such an endeavor, Cheysuli!

    Happy Thursday to you! 🙂

  18. #7 is so true. All of you Siamese are so beautiful. (Like you need me to tell you that. *grin*) But you forgot to mention your gorgeous blue eyes, and how all other breeds would simply feel inferior. 😉 Great list. 🙂

  19. What the heck?! I thought I came to read your TT yesterday! I’m confused!

    Anyway, I thank you for your compliment about how super-sexy I am. I think you are right–choosing only 12 great shots of you would be almost impossible! And, finally, don’t get out of bed for less than a million, dear. You are worth it!

  20. You know Chey….you’re a frootbat too, I think you should join Kaze and Skeezix and post a lovely frootbat friday shot of your gorgeous self.

  22. Yes Chey, it is an endearing term for those of us with wedgie heads. Its ’cause we have big ears. You’re a beautiful meezer and we’d love to have you join Frootbat Friday!