I have decided to take everyone’s advice and do my own video. It was tough getting Jane off the phone again last night to firmly turn her down but I wanted to be sure we were clear that she is to have no part in this venture!
The woman suggested I do a video called Yoga the Cat’s Way and I can just do my usual routine. She advised a good voice over. The man thinks that James Earl Jones would be the perfect voice over. I was thinking Raquel, as she has her own yoga video–and looks darned fine for a woman of her age. The woman thinks Patrick Stewart would be divine. I do like that smooth Engish voice. I also think that people got used to taking his word when we was Captain Picard, so I might have to approach him about this project.
The man did have a good suggestion last night. He said I needed a campaign song. The woman said Cheeseburger in Paradise would work for me. ! As if! Ham-burger perhaps… I thought We are the Champions, but the humans weren’t into that idea. John Lennon’s Imagine would be nice, but it doesn’t have a beat… I’m just stymied and wonder if any of you cats had ideas for the perfect campaign song?